Hi, I’m Chelsea, a proud millennial and aspiring Food Network celebrity chef/Conan O’Brien. Welcome to my inner sanctum, where I post about the hard-hitting issues that really matter in today’s political climate: stand-up comedy, cute outfits, and soup recipes.
In 2013 I inherited the world’s tiniest, cutest black cat named Della, and the rest is Herstory.

I tweet, ‘gram, snap, & pin @highwaytochel. Banner image via Paris Digital Prints on Etsy.
Donate to the ACLU here and Planned Parenthood here.
Topple the patriarchy. Hurry up with my damn croissants.