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Does this list already exist on the internet? Maybe it does! Who cares! The last time my husband and I watched 30 Rock, I literally kept a pen and notebook in the living room and recorded each one, because I care. Tag yourself—I’m (blank-budget cuts).

1. Ninja Expert, s1e1
2. Done Deal, s1e2
3. Extra Sausage, s1e3
4. Joystick Master, s1e3
5. Double Cheese, s1e3
6. Arcade Champ, s1e4
7. Bigfoot Expert, s1e4
8. Hand Held, s1e5
9. Over Easy, s1e8
10. ESP Tutor, s1e8
11. Kung Fu Beech, s1e8
12. Rods, s1e9
13. Karate Sluts, s1e10
14. Beef N Beans, s1e10
15. Smells, s1e11
16. High Score, s1e12
17. Extra Cheese, s1e13
18. 1,000,000 Points, s1e14
19. UFO Cop, s1e14
20. Time Travel Agent, s1e16
21. Liz Rocks, s1e17
22. Mashed Potatoes, s1e18
23. Beef Ravioli, s1e18
24. Atomic Super Kick, s1e18
25. Mystery Solver, s1e19
26. Bahama Trapezoid, s1e19
27. Alabama Legsweep, s1e20
28. Alien Knight Force, s1e21
29. Coin-Operated, s2e1
30. Kill Screen, s2e1
31. Ready, s2e2
32. Field Hockey Coach, s2e4
33. Balls, s2e4
34. AND, s2e5
35. LIPS, s2e5
36. Half Centaur, s2e5
37. Karate Prom, e2e6
38. Olé, s2e7
39. Right Boot, s2e7
40. Got It, s2e7
41. Handy Man, s2e7
42. Beef, s2e7
43. Burrito, s2e7
44. Power Tool, s2e7
45. Atlantis Lifeguard, s2e8
46. Harvard, s2e8
47. (Toofer) Mom Expert, s2e8
48. KayFabe, s2e8
49. Shower Scene, s2e9
50. Ho Ho Horny, s2e9
51. OR, s2e11
52. Exactly, s2e12
53. Trap Do r, s2e13
54. Rescue Team, s2e13
55. Speling Expirt, s2e14
56. Sumo Dog, s2e14
57. Slo-Bot, s2e15
58. Former Cyclops, s3e1
59. Horny, s3e1
60. Alien Abductee, s3e2
61. Role Model, s3e4
62. Foley Artist, s3e6
63. Bronx Golf Club, s3e6
64. Night Chicks, s3e6
65. Pinball Mechanic, s3e9
66. Phase 3, s3e9
67. Feelin’ It, s3e9
68. illegible, s3e10
69. Emotional Friend, s3e11
70. INCOMPL TE, s3e12
71. Two Fare Zone, s3e12
72. Reverse Pendulum, s3e13
73. Drapes, s3e14
74. Laser Disc, s3e15
75. Game Changer, s3e16
76. (blank-budget cuts), s3e17
77. Constant Craving, s3e18
78. Space Gravy, s3e19
79. Flowers, s3e19
80. Fedora, s3e19
81. Crop Octagon, s3e20
82. Drapes Carpet, s3e20
83. Mute Button, s3e21
84. Disco Fries, s4e1
85. Long Pips, s4e1
86. Spaceship Owner, s4e2
87. Not Guilty, s4e2
88. Wet to Activate, s4e3
89. Costume, s4e3
90. See Miller Grip, s4e3
91. Because, s4e4
92. Scanner, s4e4
93. Scrawkcab (?), s4e5
94. Shark Cop, s4e5
95. First Class, s4e5
96. Teenage Grandpa, s4e7
97. PG-25, s4e8
98. I’m Cool, s4e8
99. illegible, s4e9
100. I Tried, s4e9
101. Karate Hockey, s4e10
102. In Training, s4e10
103. Wide and Tight, s4e11
104. Delete, s4e11
105. Night Beast, s4e11
106. Mason Storm, s4e12
107. Mind The Gap, s4e12
108. Pound for Pound, s4e12
109. Busway, s4e12
110. Dial-Up Access, s4e13
111. Intestinal Fortitude, s4e13
112. Under the Bottom, s4e15
113. All The Way, s4e15
114. Sort of Loaded, s4e16
115. Free Parking, s4e16
116. Tow Away Zone, s4e16
117. Monster Truck Wrestling, s4e17
118. Last Shot First, s4e17
119. Defcon 50, s4e17
120. Feet, s4e18
121. TBD, s4e18
122. Good Pieces, s4e20
123. Touch Down, s4e20
124. Pocket Dialer, s4e21
125. Why., s5e1
126. Bottom Feeder, s5e1
127. Long and Twisted, s5e2
128. I Did It, s5e3
129. Promotional Consideration, s3e4
130. Full Tank, s5e8
131. Speed Glue, s5e8
132. Cream Sauce, s5e8
133. Dream Reader, s5e11
134. Cheese Gravy, s5e12
135. 1 Card Monte, s5e12
136. Man Scent, s5e12
137. Straining Order, s5e13
138. Wet Tacos, s5e14
139. Regional Dis-Honor Society, s5e15
140. Snake Biter, s5e15
141. Code Breaker, s5e16
142. Deli Meat, s5e17
143. Dot Matrix, s5e17
144. Food Coma, s5e18
145. Tandem Alert, s5e18
146. Plumber College, s5e19
147. Busy Signal, s5e19
148. Sitting Ovations, s5e20
149. I Give Up, s5e20
150. Nap Partner, s5e21
151. Casual Flosser, s5e21
152. Van With Man, s5e22
153. Closet Amish, s6e1
154. Volunteer Pilot, s6e2&3
155. Peaked, s6e4
156. Vacant, s6e4
157. Partial Foods, s6e4
158. Flip Phone Owner, s6e5
159. Jobber, s6e5
160. Tornadic, s6e5
161. Feet, s6e6
162. Thick, s6e8
163. Cryptid, s6e9
164. Be Cool Liz, s6e9
165. Suplex, s6e9
166. Dorm Food, s6e10
167. VHS Repairer, s6e13
168. Emotion Illiterate, s6e14
169. Butler School, s6e15
170. Click Here, s6e15
171. Maintenance Required, s6e15
172. Low Oil, s6e15
173. Bad Ranch, s6e17
174. Average Voltage, s6e17
175. Frank 2.0, s6e17
176. Hookie Mentor, s6e19
177. Push For Cheese, s6e20
178. Cured, s6e20
179. Brain Masala, s7e1
180. Free Zits, s7e2
181. Punch Ball, s7e2
182. Ammnesia, s7e3
183. Freshly Bathed, s7e3
184. Semi-Legal, s7e4
185. Lice Owner, s7e4
186. 1st Time Flosser, s7e5
187. Letters, s7e6
188. Going Stron, s7e7
189. Cheese Soup, s7e8
190. Inappropriate, s7e8
191. Hug Stain, s7e10
192. Panic Dream, s7e11
193. Untitled, s7e11
194. Taco Robot, s7e12
195. Period, s7e12